Ants in my Pants

I am no man with underwear on his pants
I am no man who pees in his pants
I am a man with ants in his pants
But I still wear those pants so I don’t anger the ants.

Ants’ ants’ ants I ask, why r u in my pants???
They say in unison “pants in ants not ants in pants”
Ohhhh I exclamate and ask why do u cremate????
They all laugh and continue making holes out of pores
But I still wear those pants so I don’t anger the ants


Ants ants ants I ask, why do u hurt???
They laugh n say we thought you had guts!!!
Guts???but there is a ‘but’ before every gut!!!
Our job is only to hurt and why don’t u let us hurt!!!
I shut up and still wear those pants so I don’t anger the ants

I look up n pray n ask him to use some baygon spray in my mouth not in my pants
Cos I love these ants even tho they are in my pants……..








A very silly poem which sucks when u read it.
An interpretation would change your mind.......
pls chip in with ur interprtations..........

A conversation between brain and heart

Brain: dude sssuuupppp?????:D
Heart: hey man :(
Brain: you sad fuck…….do u ever smile…..
Heart: I used too man….u know…..we had good times did’nt we…..
Brain: I don’t remember…..you know I don’t store memories…..
Heart: good for u man……..
Brain: so what is ur problem???
Heart: you don’t know eh??? My exsistence is a problem I guess…….
Brain: yea man!!! You fuck up the whole system……..
Heart: sorry dude….cant help it…….
Brain: I will let u do it as long as it does not effect me……the day it effects me….ll kick ur ass…..btw….do u have an ass….lol….
Heart: I have a pretty big one…..cant see everyone kicking it or what???
Brain: 8-……sad fuck
Heart: some times I feel like a punching bag man……..may be I look like one…but dude…..m not one….
Brain: you let em punch they’ll punch……after all its free for them…..you don’t do anythin about it either…
Heart: light……it doesn’t hurt that much anymore……I guess I got used to it…….
Brain: yaa…okk…then stop brooding…..sit, relax n get hit.. X-(. You cant take decisions and u don’t let me take some. Just leave it to me n seee……
Heart: yaa right!!!! What will you do???destroy everything……tht is wht u can do…….
Brain: Fuck you then……..sit and cry…..GOD help you……
Heart:Don’t even take his name…….he is one more assole in this world…….
Brain:yaa right……ur an asshole…..not he….
Heart: shut the fuck up n get out……u don’t understand…..
Brain: get out eh!!!! Lol…..you cant survive without me …..u kno tht right!!!!
Heart: hahaha…..very funny……shut the fuck up……..
Brain:chal…whatever….talk to me when ur happy……
Heart: I don’t know I can ever be happy……
Brain: BAH!!!!! Shut the fuck up will u…….bye
Heart: byee…:(





Many more meaningless conversations yet to come........at the end of the day every thing is meaningless